you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Mom said you looked used
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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