No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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