i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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