That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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