Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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