Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i barfeds in our rink
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
There's even glitter on my cock...
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