I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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