life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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