Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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