the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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