She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Help. Why am I so naked?
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