i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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