just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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