I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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