But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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