I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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