Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
