When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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