ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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