oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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