I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Randomize
