But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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