he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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