Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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