We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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