My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Randomize
