last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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