Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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