I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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