Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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