Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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