they need to just BURY HIM!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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