Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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