It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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