i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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