the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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