chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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