i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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