i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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