It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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