There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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