I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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