Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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