Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You were trust falling into bushes
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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