he wants to bone in the snuggie
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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