So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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