He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Everything about him screamed your future.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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