Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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