Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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