Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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