I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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