Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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