i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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