Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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