good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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