Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He has the fingertips of a God
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