You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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