So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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